Keynote Address by Lord Peytr Baelish: Pimpin' Ain't Easy #SXSWesteros

As I wait for the Kingsroad mule cart in the perpetual downpour that engulfed #SXSWesteros, a bard cheekily warbles "The Rains of Castamere"

You'll Never Ever Ever Ever Get Over Yr 1st Love, but Learning to Let Go w/ @MasterofCoin Petyr Baelish #SXSWesteros

Hangovers cannot kill a dragon. #SXSWesteros

It's a sausage fest over at @hodorhodorhodor and @Theon_Greyjoy 's "Hang Out With Your Wang Out" panel. #WhereDaWenchesAt #SXSWesteros

Help me @queen_cersei , you're my only hope #SxSWesteros #SxSWesteroStarWars

10 Ways To Get Moon Tea Passed Your Septa!" This is a panel no lady should miss after experiencing #SxSWesteroNightLife! #SXSWesteros

Next panel: How To Tell If Your Dragon Eggs Are Real #SXSWesteros

#SXSWesteros WE HAVE A CODE AEGON. HE'S 17 W/BLUE HAIR, LAST SEEN AT THE CONSPIRACY THEORY BOOTH. HIS GAY DAD IS WAITING BY THE WINE TENT.

I'm pretty fucking anxious. I'm a keynote speaker on "Age Is But A Number" w @ser_jorah @LordMockingbird @GOTCraster #SXSWesteros